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VELOCIRAPTOR PORN AND OTHER KID FRIENDLY PURSUITS

guy

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guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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vainajala

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vainajala:

Lil doodle

vainajala:

Lil doodle

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geek-ramblings

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janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

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itssimplysam23

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itssimplysam23:

Bringing this back.

itssimplysam23:

Bringing this back.

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neptunain

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drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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yoyothericecorpse

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victoriousvocabulary:

WÜNSCHEN
[verb]
wish; to wish; to desire; to hope for.
Etymology: from Middle High German wunschen, from Old High German wunsken, wunscen, “to choose, wish, desire”, from Proto-Germanic *wunskijaną, “to wish”, *wunskaz, *wunskō, “wish, desire”, from Proto-Indo-European, *wun-, *wenǝ-, “to wish, love”. Cognate with Dutch wensen, “to wish”, English wish, Danish ønske, “to wish”, Sanskrit वांछ् vanchh, “to want”. Related to German Wonne, “lust, desire”.
[yoyothericecorpse - wishing on a star]

victoriousvocabulary:

WÜNSCHEN

[verb]

wish; to wish; to desire; to hope for.

Etymologyfrom Middle High German wunschen, from Old High German wunsken, wunscen, “to choose, wish, desire”, from Proto-Germanic *wunskijaną, “to wish”, *wunskaz, *wunskō, “wish, desire”, from Proto-Indo-European, *wun-, *wenǝ-, “to wish, love”. Cognate with Dutch wensen, “to wish”, English wish, Danish ønske, “to wish”, Sanskrit वांछ् vanchh, “to want”. Related to German Wonne, “lust, desire”.

[yoyothericecorpse - wishing on a star]

sophie-of-asgard

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sophie-of-asgard:

SHIT, WRONG SCEPTER.(This. This is what I do at 6AM. Stupid fucking doodles. I don’t even know any more)

sophie-of-asgard:

SHIT, WRONG SCEPTER.

(This. This is what I do at 6AM. Stupid fucking doodles. I don’t even know any more)

asifthisisme

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wildlingprince

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wildlingprince:

Kill Bill + silhouettes

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cassastark

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cassastark:

glitch graphic request for glitchedbucky

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